Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice
heckxno:

old photo
theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…
ihomicide:

Just because he likes boys does not mean he’s flamboyant.
Just because she likes girls does not mean she’s butch.
Don’t stereotype.
proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

2spooky4boo:

restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(Source: sir-broccoli, via jack-barabangme)

deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

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cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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desolateputoface:

KRUMM all over me +:)
carrie504:

i think this summarizes Tumblr as a whole
instagrarn:

i dont remember this episode of coven?

partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

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