Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice
sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving
carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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  • Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
  • Person: laughs
  • Me: I am the worst human being alive
  • Me: I stole that
  • Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
  • Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
  • Me: I should never speak again
  • supreme-meatloaf:

    when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

    image

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    minorcutie:

lilsoft:

R u mine?

r u asking the post if its urs? bc its not
    bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

    jaclyndevine89:

    TALL BOYS

    VERY VERY TALL BOYS

    BOYS

    THAT ARE TALL

    BOYS WITH HEIGHT

    I LOVE IT

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    regigigay:

I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE DIS